thomas, lillian kelsi [ nd ]

[lilly kelsi toms]

LILLIAN KELSI THOMAS

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let me take you on the ride of your
life that's what i said all right!

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BRACE MYSELF FOR RAZOR BLADES

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i was born lillian kelsi toms. no idea why. it's just a name. except now it's lillian thomas, which i'm not pleased about. i'm not sure what lillian means; i looked it up and it just didn't show up. lilly, however, means white flower, which i guess is okay. i mean, i like daisies. kelsi means victorious ship, and thomas means twin. does that make me the twin of a white, victorious ship?

NICKNAMES:

honest to god, right, you call me anything other than lilly toms and you'll find that you can no longer have children. i don't care if my name is legally lillian thomas; i will only answer you if you call me lilly toms. end of discussion.

SEX:

last time i or anyone else checked, i was a girl.

AGE:

seventeen, but no one belives me. it's like, i'm fxcking seventeen, idiots, not fifteen. i always get id'd when i go out clubbing and then the bouncers have the audacity to ask me how old i am and when my birthday is when it is clearly on my - fake - id. cass has probably been spreading a rumour that i'm younger than him, the idiot. seriously, wtf was my step-dad thinking? cassius? wtf?

SEXUAL ORIENTATION:

boys only plz.

ETHNICITY:

caucasian

MEMBER GROUP:

human

COURT:

blue. i'm not a drugs kind of girl.

CANON OR ORIGINAL:

oriiiginal

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THIS DAY WILL DIE TONIGHT

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zoe kimball

HAIR:

blonde. dyed, natch. samuel loved that, i'm telling you now. [/sarcasm]

EYES:

blue. like, bright blue. no, they aren't contacts. i'm all natural. well, except for my hair, but, last time i checked, i don't have hairy eyeballs.

HEIGHT & WEIGHT:

i'm quite tall. well, tallish. for my age at least. i have friends who are four eleven o.0. but yah. i'm five six. okay, right, if i tell you about my weight, you can't say anything about it. got that? no comments or orders to put on weight or anything like that. i hardly ever tell anyone my weight, and it's because when i do, they all start lecturing me and tell me to put weight on and to put the salad down and grab a doughnut or eight instead. the lowest i've been was sixty-nine, but then that really scared me because it was like, ARGH i'm waaay too skinny, so i started eating loads and got up to ninety-two in about two months, but then that just made me feel really fat and ill so i just stopped eating again. i'm at seventy-eight now, which i know isn't good, but i just generally don't like eating. i don't know what it is. i just don't like it.

BODY TYPE:

oh god. i dunno. i'm tall and skinny, but i have some curves. um. i'm seriously way too skinny though. i'm not anorexic. or bulimic. well. maybe a little bit. but the only reason i don't eat is because i don't like doing it. that's all.

DISTINGUISHING FEATURES:

pft i don't know. ask someone else.

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TRICK WITH A DOUBLE TONGUE

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BUT THE ONLY FOOL HERE'S ME[/font][/center]

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oh jeez. i like far too many things. i love my cell, climbing trees, running, tennis, badminton, basketball, hockey, netball, squash, rounders, baseball ( i'm a sporty girl (; ), my monkey - it's a teddy, doof - perfume, daisies, my real dad, parties, fancy dress, my fairy wings, music, relentless, red bull, all energy drinks, really, dancing like a loon, taking pictures, taking pictures of myself, reading, singing, watching films, high school musical ( f**k you ) , lilo and stitch, kelsey ( my ipod ) , vampires, birthdays ( when cass doesn't spoil them ¬¬ ), have i said parties? um. getting drunk. eyeliner. snow. sun. sand. sea. surf. something else beginning with s ( oh come on, it's not that hard ). snogging ( most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off ). panic! at the disco. exclamation points. paramore, anberlin, saosin, msi, avril lavigne. um. CAKE. i know i don't like food but give me cake and i'll eat it. omfg and jelly. jelly is the f**king sex. not jam. jam's in a jar. i mean jelly. the kind you get in a pack, put in a bowl and pour hot water over. i eat it raw. it's lovely. um. what else? flirting, iming, shopping. god this list could go on forever. sparkles. spatulas. sprinkles. earrings. fuzzballs. things that smell of orange. my nintendo ds. pokemon diamond ( i can't defeat cynthia or whatever her name is, dammit ). guitar hero. dance dance revolution ( haha i'm an oni, me. ) jewellery. night. stars. hollywood. france. australia. britain. spain. italy. new york. paris fashion week ( i will die happy if i go to one of those ) . bright colours. spelling things the english way, not american, like aluminium. and i say mum, not mom. haha that annoys my mum. i like annoying her. erm. i liked being an only child? t-shirts that are too big. boyfriend blazers. boyfriend jeans. high heels. uggs. ballet flats. CONVERSEEE <3. webcam ( don't ask ) TETRIS. f**k, i'm addicted. solitaire, isketch, bejewelled, the sims ( i had a six gen legacy once, then sam deleted it. i miss amberrr D< ) harry potter, the other boleyn girl, twilight, vampire beach, narnia, the da vinci code ( i like the film more, though ). my friends. me.

DISLIKES:

cass. sam. pretty much it. ooh no. breaking shoes in. i always end up with blisters. not having reception on my cell. being late for class. forgetting to do my homework. eating. food. except cake and jelly. i love them. em. being called lillian thomas. being interrupted. being shouted at. shouting back at the person who shouted at me. kelsey running out of battery. forgetting to watch a tv show. forgetting to go on a run. uhm. cats. ugh, i hate cats. i can't stand them. probably helps that i'm allergic to them. wearing the same thing as someone else. the fact that my mum and dad divorced. the fact that sam hates me and doesn't want me around ( i can't f**king wait to go to college ). swearing, even though i do it constantly. people who tap on things. people who just don't shut up. people who try to take advantage of me. people who take the piss out of me and then act as if they've done nothing wrong when i go all skitz on them. my clothes being too big when they're already double zero. my feet, oddly enough. being alone. being caught dancing like a loon. getting caught doing that thing beginning with an s. you know what i mean. ahem. yeah. that. um. not understanding something. maths. i hate maths. and physics. and chemistry. biology? eh. being cold, being too hot, because then i wander around in a bikini and everyone seems to think it's acceptable to stare at me and count either my ribs or the knots on my spine. having sand in my shoes/pants/bed ( i had it in my bed once, courtesy of cass, though, in his defence, i'd put a frog in his bed the night before ), dropping my camera, because then i have to explain to sam why i'd used seven hundred dollars off his credit card to get it fixed, talking to sam. talking to my mother. i haven't spoken to her properly for years. not since i was about . . . eight? that's when she left dad, but she only married sam last year, and i wasn't allowed to live with dad any more so i got pulled over here. sam was thrilled. not. i don't like how sam treats me like i'm dirt on his shoe, and i don't like that i can only see dad twice a year. stupid mother. christmas and my birthday are pretty much the same day anyway, so i only really get to see him once a year.

STRENGTHS: at least five
WEAKNESSES: at least five.
HABITS/QUIRKS:

i know i say i don't like it, but i swear when i'm annoyed or when i'm nervous. i hate people who tap on things, yet i do it constantly, and i can never sit still. i have to move around. sitting still is just something i am physically incapable of.

OVERALL PERSONALITY:

n a i v e

lilly is actually a very sweet, naive girl. half the time she doesn't have any clue whatsoever what people mean when they throw sexual references or double entendres into a conversation, despite having done had sex multiple times before she hit sixteen. she tends to flirt with guys without knowing it, and then ends up having to hurt them when they end up wanting more. it's just a natural thing that she does. she doesn't know how or when to stop, and just carries on being herself right up until things get awkward, then she'll explain that she never meant to do any of it and she didn't feel the same way, and then she'll run away. people don't expect her to like half the music she does, or to like black or to even have family problems, but she does, and she doesn't understand why people are so shocked by it. when people found out she liked guitar hero and saosin and anberlin, they just looked at her like she was crazy.

a d v e n t u r o u s

lilly will do literally anything. tell her to climb a mountain and she'll do it. tell her to do anything that's got a hint of competition in it and she'll be off like a shot. she doesn't like that she's so competetive, but it makes lilly lilly. if she wasn't competetive and didn't like doing new things, then she'd just be boring. she's done pretty much every sport around, and most of the other stuff that people ask her about. not some of the more explicit stuff though; lil's far too sweet and innocent and naive for that. she's more curious than a cat and will do the exact opposite of what you say if you say she can't do it. she doesn't care if she could potentially die or break her neck - the risk is something which makes it all the more alluring to her.

u n e x p e c t e d

you should never expect anything when you think of lilly. she changes so often that even she is surprised by it. when she's backed into a corner, she will fight back, and usually ten times as hard as you expected she would. she's got a fiery temper that she inherited from her mother, but lilly does a better job at hiding it than she does. nobody thinks that she's capable of the amount of anger that she is, and lilly finds this somewhat amusing but deathly annoying that they're constantly surprised at her. she does nothing but argue when she's at home with her mum, step dad and cass, but when she's with her friends, she's the happy, bubbly girl that everyone want her to be.

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LOVE ME IN THIS FABLE

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MY HEART IS IN YOUR HANDS[/font][/center]

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WON'T CRY FOR MY SOLITUDE

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CELEBRATE NO VICTORIES

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